I will make your dreams come true
On June 5th through 7th the European Parliament elections take place in Europe. I have been scrutinizing all the Spanish candidates and boy do I feel like crying. Thus I am presenting myself for Spanish candidate in the EU in Brussels.
As your representative you can rest assured I will take care of things quick. First of all I will implement a law against Music. Don´t get me wrong, I love music but have you heard the radio lately? Do you believe imbeciles coming out of Idol sell millions of records? Lady Gaga, The Killers, Britney Spears, Jonas Brothers and many many others will immediately star working on road construction under a summer sun in southern Spain. Well, I am not too sure I could do that from the EU headquarters, But I will do my best. This I promise.
Another thing I would put my focus in, would be the issue of immigration. My slogan would be ¨What makes you think that having a EU ID gives you more rights than anyone else¨ or something of the sort. I would confiscate all the yachts from European Royalties and create a permanent route from various points in Africa and Asia directly to prosperous big European cities.
But in reality I would make ONE big change. I would propose a one third of the salary cut off of everyone from middle class upwards and use all that money to build new infrastructure and work places for every one. I would cut down the military and use that money to feed the world, so that no military will be necessary. Screw the space program and start exploring this planet and see if we find any intelligence here. I would get all the CEOs and bank executives and drop them in the middle of the ocean and with all their money build a better world for everyone, E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E, feed the world, not one person left behind.
Utopia you think? Vote for me, I won´t let you down. And if you don´t vote for me, vote anyways, have your saying.
As your representative you can rest assured I will take care of things quick. First of all I will implement a law against Music. Don´t get me wrong, I love music but have you heard the radio lately? Do you believe imbeciles coming out of Idol sell millions of records? Lady Gaga, The Killers, Britney Spears, Jonas Brothers and many many others will immediately star working on road construction under a summer sun in southern Spain. Well, I am not too sure I could do that from the EU headquarters, But I will do my best. This I promise.
Another thing I would put my focus in, would be the issue of immigration. My slogan would be ¨What makes you think that having a EU ID gives you more rights than anyone else¨ or something of the sort. I would confiscate all the yachts from European Royalties and create a permanent route from various points in Africa and Asia directly to prosperous big European cities.
But in reality I would make ONE big change. I would propose a one third of the salary cut off of everyone from middle class upwards and use all that money to build new infrastructure and work places for every one. I would cut down the military and use that money to feed the world, so that no military will be necessary. Screw the space program and start exploring this planet and see if we find any intelligence here. I would get all the CEOs and bank executives and drop them in the middle of the ocean and with all their money build a better world for everyone, E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E, feed the world, not one person left behind.
Utopia you think? Vote for me, I won´t let you down. And if you don´t vote for me, vote anyways, have your saying.
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